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It’s scary to think that somebody has the power to make you feel on top of the world or like a fucking piece of shit under someone’s shoe. It’s scary that to think that you gave them that power over you.

22.Jul.14 17 hours ago

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

(via laugh-addict)

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

(Source: sixpenceee, via itsdeniseyo)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via itsdeniseyo)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

(Source: geekyteach, via itsdeniseyo)

mangomamita:

the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

(via itsdeniseyo)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself 

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(via hyung-kun)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

homovikings:

just be careful with hogwarts aus because sorting characters into the perfect house isn’t a joke you gotta spend time and effort figuring that shit out i expect a 5 paragraph essay explaining your choice on my desk by morning

(via doodlelover)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

badgirlsclubone:

Me when i’m at school

(via itsdeniseyo)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

(via itsdeniseyo)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

(via kpop-got-no-chill)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

stability:

"are u left handed or right handed?"

im 

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(via itsdeniseyo)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via itsdeniseyo)

21.Jul.14 1 day ago

(via vince-vurps)

viii-xxx-mcmxciv:

Maldita malagradecida

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21.Jul.14 1 day ago